Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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