Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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