:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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