Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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