Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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