Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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