It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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