You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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