Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
being pregnant is like rehab
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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