Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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