i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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