the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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