I want to stick my p in your. b.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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