Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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