I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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