How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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