My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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