is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have demons in me.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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