your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Congratulations! We have a period
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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