i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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