therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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