I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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