It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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