whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
