Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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