your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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