If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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