Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I had to cum in my sink.
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