so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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