My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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