i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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