roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just gargled with NyQuil
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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