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meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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