Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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