is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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