But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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