There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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