Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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