apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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