the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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