My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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