He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Alive.
So much puke
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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