You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We got so high we made milksteak
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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