What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
