windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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