nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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