It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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