Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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