Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So many bounce houses so little time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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