Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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