what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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